Random Thoughts...
OK, lesson
learned here- Zambians are fucked up. I'm sorry if I offend my large
Zambian readership, but seriously- you guys are a mess. You might have
Victoria Falls and the finals of the
World's Strongest Man contest to boast about, but
sex with a chicken?
"
Cheeeeeese Gromit- we'll go somewhere where there's
cheeeeeeeeeeeese!"
-Wallace
OK,
this is just stupid- if you think that drinking
these things in your water makes you
go to hell or whatever is supposed to happen for not being kosher, then you're
just a retard.
"...police believe it was stolen." Hmmm, what makes you think that?
"You are my last hope. Please help me..." Isn't that almost what
Leia sent in the
hologram to
Ben Kenobi? Entirely different
problem, however. Since she was concerned about the fate of the
Galaxy, and this woman is just a
crusty old hag who can't get any so she's jealous of her virile neighbors.
The best part of
this story is that he's going to do a
Candid Camera type show- maybe when he kills people he can say, "You
just got Juiced!"
While everyone is busy talking about how much they love
Reagan, let's not forget that along with being the
worst president of my lifetime, he's
an adulterer who
spent the country into the ground. I regret going along with my 2nd grade class when we sent him Jellybeans after he got shot.
Way to go,
Bill Cosby I love this statement, "People putting their
clothes on backward: Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?" Yeah, but "
Jump" is still a kickass song.
Oh, and we're down to
less than a week....
