Go look for women who have raspberries and strawberies in their fridge...

I wonder just how ugly this woman was. It is irresponsible journalism to not include a photo.

Everyone knows there's just something creepy about a clown.

OK, I finally found a world record I am destined to break.  ¶ 11:30 PM

  Good advice.

Anthony, this is for you...


This one made me think of Dante...
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  What a stud.

I'd take the money if I was this guy.  ¶ 9:48 AM

  Yet another reason to NOT go to India. I don't know why anyone would go there- screw the Taj Majal, I'll stick with other places I can visit and return without parasites.

"We're not talking about retards here"- Uh, I beg to differ. The fact that these people don't know this stuff is exactly why they should never have kids. I hate idiots.

OK, whether he's back or not, it is good to see Andy Kaufman back in the limelight if only for a little while. I do doubt, however, whether Andy Kaufman would choose to run his own blog. Seems a bit out of character.

Now why didn't I think of this? The whole sport just seems like a huge waste of resources, though.

$7000 on lapdances? This guy knows how to party. I want to hang out with him sometime just to see what goes on. I wonder if his bosses had any negative comments about this?

If you don't want to get hurt, don't ask for trouble! It's not like it was a cow pie- but that would be more fun. I hope that principal does get smacked in the face with some feces someday. Or maybe get served a meal by Yan Can Cook's evil twin.  ¶ 2:14 PM