Not that anyone cares, but I shot a kickass game of darts last night- playing cricket I was done in 10 rounds (on my first dart of the 10th round). I averaged 3 scoring darts per round. That's like the dart equivalent of a 250 game in bowling. I closed everything except bulls in the first 5 rounds- just tooting my own horn. Dave Garrett was a speaker in class yesterday- it was very interesting hearing about how he's climbed the ranks in Hollywood.  ¶ 3:16 PM

  "After the attack, Bryant made her kiss his penis, Winters said the woman told investigators." Looks like Kobe is a shoe in to win the misogynist of the year award for 2003. He should have crumpled up a few dollars and thrown them at her too. I just saw a homeless dude at 7-11 buying some 8.1% malt liquor, but being upset that it was over $2. I quote, "I'm going to sue you." It was really funny at the time. Maybe I'll try and write a bit about it.   ¶ 12:22 AM

  I just saw this poor kid featured on Ripley's Believe it or Not. That's the most frightening thing I've seen in a long time. Last night there was a guy at the show who had an amazing talent- he's some sort of idiot-savant where his talent is that he knows the birthday of any celebrity you mention. He even knew David Soul! Not only that, he was drinking beer, which means he's now my favorite retard. I didn't even know it was legal to serve retards beer- it just seems like there's something wrong with that, although, why shouldn't we let them drink? It's not like impaired judgment is really a worry. I think Phil will be at the show again, so come on out some Tuesday and see his amazing talent!  ¶ 9:40 PM

  Looks like California is now officially the laughingstock of the rest of the country. I really hope the puppet governor doesn't let his staff fuck the state up any worse than it already is. Oh well, this election just ensured that the dems will win the state again in the 2004 presidential election. And I'll still be voting 3rd party, since they're all a bunch of corporate shills. I got to talk with Fred Burns tonight- I have a lot of respect for him, and he's great to know. He's the Yoda of Comedy. Hanging out with guys like that are the reason I'm compelled to do stand-up. Oh, Dan Rosenberg stopped by tonight as well- he's a great guy- too bad his domain name got stolen by a porn site.   ¶ 2:38 AM

  My Istanbul transaction got all cleared up without me even having to file a fraudulent transaction report. :-) Now I just have to last a few more days with no ATM card. I *hate* buying gas with cash. There's a new post on Maddox site- check it out. I bought the Oz book the other day. Some gay couple at the Un-Urban asked if they could see it, and I got to listen in as one described to the other that Oz was a beautiful love story. That is the difference between gay men and straight men in a nutshell. (Good choice of words, no?) I'll probably run into them at Jamba Juice next time I'm there.  ¶ 9:27 PM

  I just added a bunch of links to my site. Head on over to that page and start clicking away!  ¶ 2:23 AM

  I just had the best ice cream money can buy. Run, don't walk, to Mrs. Freeze:
Mrs Freeze Creative Homemade Ice Cream
6556 Greenlf Av, Whittier, CA 90601
(562) 698-1881  ¶ 6:58 PM

  Fuck the Bears. That's all I have to say.  ¶ 1:42 PM

  Am I the only person who busted out laughing when hearing the news about Siegfried and Roy? I guess I'm just evil. Oh well, I'm off to bed so I wake up all nice and rested to watch the Raiders beat the shit out of the Bears tomorrow...  ¶ 1:45 AM